Raargh I'm tired, and technically this post is like an hour late, but it doesn't matter because I'm not going to give you any tasks tonight anyway. I just wanted to complain: there are bugs in my room. Millipedes and pill bugs and ucky walky things that beadily stare at me: "Whatcha gon' do, bitch? I rule this carpet! You can never sit on it naked in comfort again!" That's when I give them a toilet paper sandwich. Yeah, you know what's comin' for you: don't go crawlin' on my carpet! Unless you have big boobs. And are at least 5'8. Oh and are not a bug.